What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

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No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the best Jewish jokes?

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Then came..

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

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Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

What is Vocal separation? 🤔

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

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